The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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to be shitty

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power of fart helium

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!