The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to be a snail

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see through glass

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!