the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to get married

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to die everytime you pee

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!