The ability to get shot, for real.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!