The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to die

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!