The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power of self mind control

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to read this.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!