- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to eat bread

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to block your own powers

The power to love Justin Bieber

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Pointless Super Powers