The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!