- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have no power.

The power to have an ability.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to fart rainbows

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!