The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to die at will

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power drown in water

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!