- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to cum out of your finger tips

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to fall up.

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The ability to count to potato

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to make people work and read ????

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers