the ability to talk to humans

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell water.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!