the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!