The power to sweat soup.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!