The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!