The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!