the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!