The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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See through invisible people

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!