- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to see through glass

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to get in the van

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

Liam Brudenell

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers