- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

Pointless Super Powers