the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to eat bread

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!