the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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being black

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!