- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to be powerless

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to become translucent

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of 3 seond super strength,

Pointless Super Powers