The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Dejavu

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The power of self mind control

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to read this.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the ability to levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!