- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to have hindsight.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Pointless Super Powers