X ray vision on chairs

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to like justin beiber

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to be normal and average

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to pee any color

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!