The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!