- Pointless Super Powers

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to poo.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to get in the van

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to look TV

The power to predict the present

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!