- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power of gentle breeze

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

yo mama

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power of throwing back grenades

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

Pointless Super Powers