The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to uncontrally boop

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!