The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!