The power to understand math.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to have any power on this site.

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yo mama

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to be alone

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!