The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to turn cake into pie

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to sweat acid.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Balls.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!