- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to not have a brain!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to liquify yourself.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to kill yourself

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!