- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be powerless

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power of learning

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to understand math.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to Google "Google".

Pointless Super Powers