The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to fart on a plane.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!