- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

to do nothing

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The super power to kill yourself at will

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

Pointless Super Powers