- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the ability to type slower.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

Pointless Super Powers