The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to predict the present

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!