The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to be a human

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to become a llama.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!