The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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to make your bowel work backwards

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!