The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the power of words

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to jizz money

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!