The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to see through glass

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!