the power to jerk off

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to see air

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!