- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to beathe

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to eat bread

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to be superman with no power's

the power to talk backwards

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to not do it.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Pointless Super Powers