The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power of self mind control

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!