The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!