The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to pee any color

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read your own mind!

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!