the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to read this.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Stop clapping

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!