the power to write comic books

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!