The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!