The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to cure a ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!