The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to rot food at will.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the power of being republican

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!