The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the power to say you have no power

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!