The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!