the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the power to hate disney stars

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!