The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to have no powers.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The ability to vote

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power to shit brix

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!