the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

The power to not know your super power

The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

the ability to sell Al Gore

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

the ability to have sex with a sand spur

The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

the power to say you have no power

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to have no powers.

The ablity to hate everything.

The ability to vote

Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

The power to speak in text globes.

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

the power to shit brix

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!