- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to read braile.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to turn any object into food

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to have another pointless superpower

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

the power to write on cellophane

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Pointless Super Powers