The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to science.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to die

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!