- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to instantly kill yourself

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

lol

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

Pointless Super Powers