The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!