- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to have no powers

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to science.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to jump faster.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to not do it.

32% Levitation.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

Pointless Super Powers