- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to write in invisible ink

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to become a llama.

The power to close your nose

The power to swallow instead of spid

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

the power to count from A to purple

The power to revive Hitler.

Pointless Super Powers